Paranoid Parrot

Three B's in a row on scantron fuck im gonna fail

Three B's in a row on scantron fuck im gonna fail  Paranoid Parrot

Make like a tree and get the fuck out of here!

Make like a tree and get the fuck out of here!  Paranoid Parrot

sees lint on sheets oh god i have bedbugs

sees lint on sheets oh god i have bedbugs  Paranoid Parrot

staying at shady hotel, see brown stain on sheets it must be blood or feces

staying at shady hotel, see brown stain on sheets it must be 
blood or feces  Paranoid Parrot

some of the paranoid parrot meme applies to me god i'm messed up

some of the paranoid parrot meme applies to me god i'm messed up  Paranoid Parrot

Recieve a facebook notification that a friend added a photo of you oh god no

Recieve a facebook notification that a friend added a photo of you oh god no  Paranoid Parrot

Finishes test before everyone else Doesn't know where to look in case examiner thinks he's looking at someone else's work

Finishes test before everyone else Doesn't know where to look in case  examiner thinks he's looking at someone else's work  Paranoid Parrot

needs to send important email better cc myself to ensure delivery

needs to send important email  better cc myself to ensure delivery  Paranoid Parrot

Sees a girl in the distance increases space so she doesn't think I'm a rapist

Sees a girl in the distance increases space so she doesn't think I'm a rapist  Paranoid Parrot

pimple coming in near lip OMG Herpes

pimple coming in near lip OMG Herpes  Paranoid Parrot
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