Paranoid Parrot

Locks Doors, Incognito mode, and one ear out of headphones, to Fap lives alone

Locks Doors, Incognito mode, and one ear out of headphones, to Fap lives alone  Paranoid Parrot

steps on a crack immediately Calls mom on phone

steps on a crack immediately Calls mom on phone  Paranoid Parrot

in treno, distrazione di qualche secondo HO PERSO LA FERMATA!!

in treno, distrazione di qualche secondo HO PERSO LA FERMATA!!  Paranoid Parrot

walk out of store empty-handed i'm a thief

walk out of store empty-handed i'm a thief  Paranoid Parrot

Friend hands you a drink WHAT'D YOU DO TO IT

Friend hands you a drink WHAT'D YOU DO TO IT  Paranoid Parrot

APRIL FOOLS

APRIL FOOLS  Paranoid Parrot

Walk into empty classroom leave

Walk into empty classroom leave  Paranoid Parrot

lizzy not answering her phone she hates me

lizzy not answering her phone she hates me  Paranoid Parrot

New mouthwash has plenty of iodine Must save it for WW3

New mouthwash has plenty of iodine Must save it for WW3  Paranoid Parrot

Turn left. Car Behind me turns left. I'll be murdered tonight

Turn left. Car 
Behind me turns left. I'll be murdered tonight  Paranoid Parrot
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