Paranoid Parrot

miss a capital letter typing delete whole word

miss a capital letter typing delete whole word  Paranoid Parrot

swimming in the sea when something touches foot SWIMS FRANTICALLY TOWARDS BEACH

swimming in the sea when something touches foot SWIMS FRANTICALLY TOWARDS BEACH  Paranoid Parrot

got a seat near the emergency escape on a flight Thank God !

got a seat near the emergency escape on a flight Thank God !  Paranoid Parrot

It was so funny I laughed my ass off LOL

It was so funny I laughed my ass off LOL  Paranoid Parrot

finished fapping 10 mins ago go back and check the toilet bowl. again

finished fapping 10 mins ago go back and check the toilet bowl. again  Paranoid Parrot

Says in mind, "I wonder if that guy can read minds." watches their facial expression to see if they heard

Says in mind,

Apply for job Check email every five minutes for response

Apply for job Check email every five minutes for response  Paranoid Parrot

HEADACHE aneurysm

HEADACHE aneurysm  Paranoid Parrot

Co-worker leaves funny joke about computer history on desk afraid management is checking up so re-formats computer

Co-worker leaves funny joke about computer history on desk afraid management is checking up so re-formats computer  Paranoid Parrot

Slight smudge on scantron sheet Erase for 2 minutes to ensure mark is gone

Slight smudge on scantron sheet Erase for 2 minutes to ensure mark is gone  Paranoid Parrot
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