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Paranoid Parrot

Just blew my nose in a tissue better flush it down the toilet so no one thinks i was masturbating

Just blew my nose in a tissue better flush it down the toilet so no one thinks i was masturbating Paranoid Parrot
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Finally get into bed Not sure if I locked the front door, better get up an check

Finally get into bed Not sure if I locked the front door, better get up an check Paranoid Parrot
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Double check under the truck I'm climbing into because I don't want my Achilles tendon cut

Double check under the truck I'm climbing into because I don't want my Achilles tendon cut Paranoid Parrot
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Make the same turns as the vehicle in front Hope they don't think I'm stalking them

Make the same turns as the vehicle in front Hope they don't think I'm stalking them Paranoid Parrot
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Incoming call is blocked Pick up and hang up so caller can't hear name on away message

Incoming call is blocked Pick up and hang up so caller can't hear name on away message Paranoid Parrot
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Reddit down due to heavy load on March 11th We must be at war with the North Koreans

Reddit down due to heavy load on March 11th We must be at war with the North Koreans Paranoid Parrot
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Here about doomsday 2012 Research it watch some creepy ass videos

Here about doomsday 2012 Research it watch some creepy ass videos Paranoid Parrot
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Asks for meal without certain element They think i'm scum

Asks for meal without certain element They think i'm scum Paranoid Parrot
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Downvote a post i'm becoming downvoting roman

Downvote a post i'm becoming downvoting roman Paranoid Parrot
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luggage going through scanner everything is a bomb

luggage going through scanner everything is a bomb Paranoid Parrot
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