Paranoid Parrot

GETS SINGLE DOWNVOTE EVERYONE HATES ME

GETS SINGLE DOWNVOTE EVERYONE HATES ME  Paranoid Parrot

Uses google Chrome Still types in www.google.com

Uses google Chrome Still types in www.google.com  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend is sleeping and hasn't moved for 15 minutes better check if she's breathing

Girlfriend  is sleeping and hasn't moved for 15 minutes better check if she's breathing  Paranoid Parrot

knows it's daylight savings Goes to work an hour early...just to be sure

knows it's daylight savings Goes to work an hour early...just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

I clicked 'like' on a charlie sheen video fuck...everyone's going to know I hit blow!

I clicked 'like' on a charlie sheen video fuck...everyone's going to know I hit blow!  Paranoid Parrot

wife says she's 'not sure' what she wants for her b-day speaking cryptically

wife says she's 'not sure' what she wants for her b-day speaking cryptically   Paranoid Parrot

wife bears no resemblance to "brother" extramarital affair

wife bears no resemblance to

fianlly alone or are you...

fianlly alone or are you...  Paranoid Parrot

FALL ASLEEP LISTENING TO PODCAST WAKE UP, PODCAST STILL PLAYING OH GOD, I'M A SLEEPER AGENT

FALL ASLEEP LISTENING TO PODCAST

WAKE UP, PODCAST STILL PLAYING OH GOD, I'M A SLEEPER AGENT  Paranoid Parrot

Guy asks girl for number, girl give guy number. guy never calls or texts

Guy asks girl for number, girl give guy number. guy never calls or texts  Paranoid Parrot
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