Paranoid Parrot

my deep, dark secret... everybody knows

my deep, dark secret... everybody knows  Paranoid Parrot

Phone beeps while talking on it Wire tap

Phone beeps while talking on it Wire tap  Paranoid Parrot

Forgot end quotation mark plagiarism

Forgot end quotation mark  plagiarism  Paranoid Parrot

wind blows on may 21 omg tornado. the rapture is here

wind blows on may 21 omg tornado. the rapture is here  Paranoid Parrot

Gets bit by mosquito MALARIA!

Gets bit by mosquito MALARIA!  Paranoid Parrot

Throw punch as i walk around a corner

Throw punch as i walk around a corner  Paranoid Parrot

use birth control and pull out during sex omg i'm pregnant

use birth control and pull out during sex omg i'm pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

At airport with stubble on face they're gonna think i'm a terrorist

At airport with stubble on face they're gonna think i'm a terrorist  Paranoid Parrot

get assigned no homework at school Oh god, finals must be tomorrow

get assigned no homework at school Oh god, finals must be tomorrow  Paranoid Parrot

Lies to himself in his own thoughts Incase someone is listening

Lies to himself in his own thoughts Incase someone is listening  Paranoid Parrot
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