Paranoid Parrot

watching tv in the apartment where i live alone still go to bedroom and lock the door to masturbate

watching tv in the apartment where i live alone still go to bedroom and lock the door to masturbate  Paranoid Parrot

Hears two songs in a row by favorite band on radio checks the internet to see if one of the members died

Hears two songs in a row by favorite band on radio checks the internet to see if one of the members died  Paranoid Parrot

Computer on lap all day BALL Cancer

Computer on lap all day BALL Cancer  Paranoid Parrot

see girl i like talking to another guy i'll kill him!

see girl i like talking to another guy i'll kill him!    Paranoid Parrot

neighbour keeps deadly scorpions in a box for fun I could die any night

neighbour keeps deadly scorpions in a box for fun  I could die any night   Paranoid Parrot

Use incognito window, delete all browsing history anyway

Use incognito window, delete all browsing history anyway  Paranoid Parrot

go swimming dead bodys going to grab my foot

go swimming dead bodys going to grab my foot  Paranoid Parrot

Roommate left without saying anything Oh God hes getting a gun

Roommate left without saying anything Oh God hes getting a gun  Paranoid Parrot

Take the LSAT Did I fill in the bubbles too lightly???

Take the LSAT Did I fill in the bubbles too lightly???  Paranoid Parrot

LEAVE drink unattended It's poisoned

LEAVE drink unattended It's poisoned  Paranoid Parrot
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