Paranoid Parrot

Quits replying in middle of conversation he changed his mind and is never coming!

Quits replying in middle of conversation he changed his mind and is never coming!  Paranoid Parrot

Naked in my dorm room after taking a shower. People are outside they can see me

Naked in my dorm room after taking a shower. People are outside they can see me  Paranoid Parrot

sends dirty text to gf checks 11 times to make sure it wasn't sent to parents

sends dirty text to gf checks 11 times to make sure it wasn't sent to parents  Paranoid Parrot

Make eye contact with baby in stroller. Make eye contact with mom. She thinks I'm a kidnapper

Make eye contact with baby in stroller. Make eye contact with mom. She thinks I'm a kidnapper  Paranoid Parrot

There's a new bird meme in town? Oh god, i'm done for

There's a new bird meme in town? Oh god, i'm done for  Paranoid Parrot

Spies Spies everyhwere

Spies Spies everyhwere  Paranoid Parrot

Come across simple addition problem on math test Use calculator just in case

Come across simple addition problem on math test Use calculator just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Lends Harddrive formats twice and nukes it

Lends Harddrive formats twice and nukes it  Paranoid Parrot

Closes eyes to wash shampoo out of hair There is someone else in the Bathroom about to kill me.

Closes eyes to wash shampoo out of hair There is someone else in the Bathroom about to kill me.  Paranoid Parrot

change dates on references list so marker doesn't know i've left the assignment so late

change dates on references list so marker doesn't know i've left the assignment so late  Paranoid Parrot
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