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Paranoid Parrot

forgot badge at home assume i quit

forgot badge at home assume i quit Paranoid Parrot
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No speakers on library in computer Mute anyway just in case

No speakers on library in computer Mute anyway just in case Paranoid Parrot
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Drive fast past a cop heading the other direction he's calling his cop friend down the road to pull me over

Drive fast past a cop heading the other direction he's calling his cop friend down the road to pull me over Paranoid Parrot
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Delete and re-enter Facebook comment with proper capitalization So people don't think I just want to look cool

Delete and re-enter Facebook comment with proper capitalization So people don't think I just want to look cool Paranoid Parrot
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Sees someone late at night Thinks he is gonna kill you

Sees someone late at night Thinks he is gonna kill you Paranoid Parrot
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takes tissues at night blows nose extra loud so room mate doesn't think your masturbating

takes tissues at night blows nose extra loud so room mate doesn't think your masturbating Paranoid Parrot
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Might have forgotten to log off the library computers Is sure entire printing balance will be gone.

Might have forgotten to log off the library computers Is sure entire printing balance will be gone. Paranoid Parrot
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Inhaled some water in the shower Infected with brain eating amoeba

Inhaled some water in the shower Infected with brain eating amoeba Paranoid Parrot
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spent 3 hours wrapping gifts open them all to make sure price tags were removed

spent 3 hours wrapping gifts open them all to make sure price tags were removed Paranoid Parrot
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driver takes unexpected turn where the fuck are you taking me

driver takes unexpected turn where the fuck are you taking me Paranoid Parrot
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