Paranoid Parrot

The car window is slightly open Grabs on to phone tightly so it doesn't fly out the window

The car window is slightly open Grabs on to phone tightly so it doesn't fly out the window  Paranoid Parrot

Just made a new meme on "QUICKMEME" Better test the URL on a new tab just in case

Just made a new meme on

The guy behind me keeps making the same turns that I do "He's going to kill me."

The guy behind me keeps making the same turns that I do

Doesn't give tickets to kids afraid everyone will think im a pedophile

Doesn't give tickets to kids afraid everyone will think im a pedophile  Paranoid Parrot

Knows when bus comes Gets to bus stop 30 Minutes Early

Knows when bus comes Gets to bus stop 30 Minutes Early  Paranoid Parrot

Take an open book exam for the first time. They may still think I'm cheating if I use my text book.

Take an open book exam for the first time. They may still think I'm cheating if I use my text book.  Paranoid Parrot

Hears tablers call name on BC Plaza "They've come for me"

Hears tablers call
name on BC Plaza

Small Asian Girl Near Other Bros? Better Shake Her Hand

Small Asian Girl Near Other Bros? Better Shake Her Hand  Paranoid Parrot

House creaks Ears automatically perk up

House creaks Ears automatically perk up  Paranoid Parrot

Parent's haven't called me back in three days My entire family must hate me...

Parent's haven't called me back in three days My entire family must hate me...  Paranoid Parrot
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