Paranoid Parrot

While waiting on hold OH GOD, they're tracking my phone number

While waiting on hold OH GOD, they're tracking my phone number  Paranoid Parrot

BUY DIGITAL VOICE RECORDER TO RECORD LECTURES NEVER USE IT OUT FEAR THAT IT WILL START MAKING NOISES

BUY DIGITAL VOICE RECORDER TO RECORD LECTURES NEVER USE IT OUT FEAR THAT IT WILL START MAKING NOISES  Paranoid Parrot

Walks through academic building that isn't your own THEY KNOW

Walks through academic building that isn't your own THEY KNOW  Paranoid Parrot

Dad asks you the same question twice Alzheimer's

Dad asks you the same question twice Alzheimer's  Paranoid Parrot

Pimple on butt hemorrhoids

Pimple on butt hemorrhoids  Paranoid Parrot

speeds through intersection Look left and right for cops

speeds through intersection Look left and right for cops  Paranoid Parrot

i lift my sunglasses so people can see i'm not looking at them

i lift my sunglasses so people can see i'm not looking at them  Paranoid Parrot

Attractive girl walks into your work place afraid to look anywhere else but her eyes

Attractive girl walks into your work place afraid to look anywhere else but her eyes  Paranoid Parrot

lamp post slender man

lamp post  slender man  Paranoid Parrot

Used the last piece of toiletpaper Next person is gonna think I didn't wipe

Used the last piece of toiletpaper Next person is gonna think I didn't wipe  Paranoid Parrot
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