Paranoid Parrot

Has Panic Attack About having future panic attacks

Has Panic Attack About having future panic attacks  Paranoid Parrot

Flock of birds fly over my head "Some one will definitely shit on me"

Flock of birds fly over my head

Phone call disconnects in the middle of a conversation Say 'bye' so people don't think someone hung up on you

Phone call disconnects in the middle of a conversation Say 'bye' so people don't think someone hung up on you   Paranoid Parrot

quickly approaching stopped traffic while in the passenger seat press foot against the car's floor

quickly approaching stopped traffic while in the passenger seat press foot against the car's floor  Paranoid Parrot

Oh no That was clearly my roommate

Oh no That was clearly my roommate   Paranoid Parrot

Too good at thinking up Paranoid Parrot captions I must be paranoid

Too good at thinking up Paranoid Parrot captions I must be paranoid  Paranoid Parrot

Opponent slightly favored never leave the base

Opponent slightly favored never leave the base  Paranoid Parrot

UTILITY WORKERS ACROSS THE STREET THEY'RE FBI

UTILITY WORKERS ACROSS THE STREET THEY'RE FBI  Paranoid Parrot

Tide is really low tsunami on the way!

Tide is really low tsunami on the way!  Paranoid Parrot

Can't stop eating... Pregnant

Can't stop eating... Pregnant   Paranoid Parrot
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