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get sneezed on plan funeral

get sneezed on plan funeral Paranoid Parrot
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3 black guys looking at you when you walk in bathroom I'm going to be raped and murdered.

3 black guys looking at you when you walk in bathroom I'm going to be raped and murdered. Paranoid Parrot
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hears a noise out late at night cokes gun hides coke starts running

hears a noise out late at night cokes gun hides coke starts running Paranoid Parrot
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recent earthquake 30 second showers

recent earthquake 30 second showers Paranoid Parrot
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creepy noises in the middle of the night oh god! e.t. is coming after me!!!

creepy noises in the middle of the night oh god! e.t. is coming after me!!! Paranoid Parrot
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singing in car check dashboard for hidden camera

singing in car check dashboard for hidden camera Paranoid Parrot
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puts more deodorant on one pit than the other What have i done???

puts more deodorant on one pit than the other What have i done??? Paranoid Parrot
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Using debit to make a purchase stand as close as i can to debit machine so nobody can see my pin

Using debit to make a purchase stand as close as i can to debit machine so nobody can see my pin Paranoid Parrot
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Set Alarm clock Check twenty times to make sure you actually set it

Set Alarm clock Check twenty times to make sure you actually set it Paranoid Parrot
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Sees worm infested dog shit Check my own poop to make sure its worm free

Sees worm infested dog shit Check my own poop to make sure its worm free Paranoid Parrot
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