Paranoid Parrot

get sneezed on plan funeral

get sneezed on plan funeral  Paranoid Parrot

3 black guys looking at you when you walk in bathroom I'm going to be raped and murdered.

3 black guys looking at you when you walk in bathroom I'm going to be raped and murdered.  Paranoid Parrot

hears a noise out late at night cokes gun hides coke starts running

hears a noise out late at night cokes gun hides coke starts running  Paranoid Parrot

recent earthquake 30 second showers

recent earthquake 30 second showers  Paranoid Parrot

creepy noises in the middle of the night oh god! e.t. is coming after me!!!

creepy noises in the middle of the night oh god! e.t. is coming after me!!!  Paranoid Parrot

singing in car check dashboard for hidden camera

singing in car check dashboard for hidden camera  Paranoid Parrot

puts more deodorant on one pit than the other What have i done???

puts more deodorant on one pit than the other What have i done???  Paranoid Parrot

Using debit to make a purchase stand as close as i can to debit machine so nobody can see my pin

Using debit to make a purchase stand as close as i can to debit machine so nobody can see my pin  Paranoid Parrot

Set Alarm clock Check twenty times to make sure you actually set it

Set Alarm clock Check twenty times to make sure you actually set it  Paranoid Parrot

Sees worm infested dog shit Check my own poop to make sure its worm free

Sees worm infested dog shit Check my own poop to make sure its worm free  Paranoid Parrot
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