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Paranoid Parrot

Faps while barley awake Looks at history and sees that its cleared next morning clears it again just to be safe

Faps while barley awake Looks at history and sees that its cleared next morning clears it again just to be safe Paranoid Parrot
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What if i get too big and my shirts don't fit anymore

What if i get too big and my shirts don't fit anymore Paranoid Parrot
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Shows friend reddit "oh no, he'll find out i'm average_guy12"

Shows friend reddit
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browses Paranoid Parrot memes wonders how they know all these things about me

browses Paranoid Parrot memes wonders how they know all these things about me Paranoid Parrot
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"It's a costume party" it's a trap
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Milk one day after expiration date Throws out just in case

Milk one day after expiration date Throws out just in case Paranoid Parrot
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Can't find jewelry from husband He has stolen it and regifted it to mistress

Can't find jewelry from husband He has stolen it and regifted it to mistress Paranoid Parrot
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"call from Compton, CA" DIES
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Grabs a q-tip But not the obvious one

Grabs a q-tip But not the obvious one Paranoid Parrot
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dog barks please dont be an earthquake

dog barks please dont be an earthquake Paranoid Parrot
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