Paranoid Parrot

Does assignment night before it's due makes the date at the top of the paper three days prior

Does assignment night before it's due makes the date at the top of the paper three days prior  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally catch a glimpse of exam next to you honor code! honor code! honor code!

Accidentally catch a glimpse of exam next to you honor code! honor code! honor code!  Paranoid Parrot

Close a word document and it asks if i want to save changes What changes

Close a word document and it asks if i want to save changes What changes  Paranoid Parrot

gets in bed uses cell phone to light up room to make sure there isn't a killer hiding in the closet

gets in bed uses cell phone to light up room to make sure there isn't a killer hiding in the closet  Paranoid Parrot

Walk into restroom Frantically search for urinals

Walk into restroom Frantically search for urinals  Paranoid Parrot

One word text from girlfriend i'm about to get dumped

One word text from girlfriend i'm about to get dumped  Paranoid Parrot

Doesn't smoke spends all day trying to act natural so people don't think he's high

Doesn't smoke spends all day trying to act natural so people don't think he's high  Paranoid Parrot

Walk into bathroom Check behind curtain to make sure no one is in the shower

Walk into bathroom Check behind curtain to make sure no one is in the shower  Paranoid Parrot

Hard drive is bad Better drill through it before throwing it away

Hard drive is bad Better drill through it before throwing it away  Paranoid Parrot

Driving at night, bright lights shine behind me Check back seat, make sure trucker isn't warning me about murderer

Driving at night, bright lights shine behind me Check back seat, make sure trucker isn't warning me about murderer  Paranoid Parrot
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