Paranoid Parrot

Hears firetruck sirens across town panics that apartment is on fire

Hears firetruck sirens across town panics that apartment is on fire  Paranoid Parrot

Head itches headlice

Head itches headlice  Paranoid Parrot

Mild calf pain dvt

Mild calf pain dvt  Paranoid Parrot

Brings 4 pencils along with 2 mechanical pencils, extra lead, and 2 pens

Brings 4 pencils along with 2 mechanical pencils, extra lead, and 2 pens  Paranoid Parrot

Foot fell asleep Diabetes

Foot fell asleep Diabetes   Paranoid Parrot

Can't tell if drops on toilet seat are water or pee Examine from every possible angle

Can't tell if drops on toilet seat are water or pee Examine from every possible angle  Paranoid Parrot

See picture of giant spider online instantly look all around for spiders

See picture of giant spider online instantly look all around for spiders  Paranoid Parrot

Drop shampoo bottle in shower Roommate will think I fell!

Drop shampoo bottle in shower Roommate will think I fell!  Paranoid Parrot

no response to fack chat He hates me

no response to fack chat He hates me  Paranoid Parrot

go to grand rapids "im gettin mugged"

go to grand rapids
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