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drink a soda kidney cancer

drink a soda kidney cancer  Paranoid Parrot

Work gives me an exec's login THEY'RE TRYING TO FRAME ME

Work gives me an exec's login THEY'RE TRYING TO FRAME ME  Paranoid Parrot

Hands behind Back HOLDING A KNIFE!

Hands behind Back HOLDING A KNIFE!  Paranoid Parrot

Rip tag off mattress suddenly hear police sirens

Rip tag off mattress suddenly hear police sirens  Paranoid Parrot

J-lo: "vegas to africa" babies from africa?!

J-lo:

post something on facebook, nobody responds they all fucking hate me

post something on facebook, nobody responds they all fucking hate me  Paranoid Parrot

ceiling fan starts to wobble I'm dead

ceiling fan starts to wobble I'm dead  Paranoid Parrot

:O

:O   Paranoid Parrot

Mistype password Assume account is locked out and I'm getting fired

Mistype password Assume account is locked out and I'm getting fired  Paranoid Parrot

Makes comment checks spelling in word

Makes comment  checks spelling in word  Paranoid Parrot
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