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Paranoid Parrot

constantly adjusts balls just to make sure they don't get twisted

constantly adjusts balls just to make sure they don't get twisted Paranoid Parrot
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Types out a long argument in a forum Googles each phrase to check grammar

Types out a long argument in a forum Googles each phrase to check grammar Paranoid Parrot
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Just Made plans to go to a movie Saturday night I'll put my phone on vibrate now

Just Made plans to go to a movie Saturday night I'll put my phone on vibrate now Paranoid Parrot
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No need to worry IF the government will make a national gun registry The NSA probably has one already

No need to worry IF the government will make a national gun registry The NSA probably has one already Paranoid Parrot
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Wants to "bring back" old meme Unsure if this one is old enough

Wants to
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Enters apartment building Checks behind to make sure serial killer isn't sneaking in with me

Enters apartment building Checks behind to make sure serial killer isn't sneaking in with me Paranoid Parrot
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Forgot to breath for a few seconds while trying to fall asleep better stay up all night in case its respiratory failure

Forgot to breath for a few seconds while trying to fall asleep better stay up all night in case its respiratory failure Paranoid Parrot
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Walking through parking lot, see reverse lights turn on. pancake parrot

Walking through parking lot, see reverse lights turn on. pancake parrot Paranoid Parrot
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Girlfriend doesn't call back within 30 minutes she must be Dead

Girlfriend doesn't call back within 30 minutes she must be Dead Paranoid Parrot
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Think about sexual acts THEY Can read my mind!

Think about sexual acts THEY Can read my mind! Paranoid Parrot
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