Paranoid Parrot

walk through store alarm system keep walking, look normal

walk through store alarm system keep walking, look normal  Paranoid Parrot

walking across campus at night imagine what the tragic police report about me will say

walking across campus at night imagine what the tragic police report about me will say  Paranoid Parrot

hayden reaches into her pocket about to be drugged raped shot or all of the above

hayden reaches into her pocket about to be drugged raped shot or all of the above  Paranoid Parrot

watching reruns of sightings STAY UP ALL NIGHT

watching reruns of sightings STAY UP ALL NIGHT  Paranoid Parrot

no response to txt message he hates you

no response to txt
 message he hates you  Paranoid Parrot

lock bathroom door while showering with gun in shower kit

lock bathroom door while showering with gun in shower kit  Paranoid Parrot

See guy in girl's bathroom never use bathroom again

See guy in girl's bathroom never use bathroom again  Paranoid Parrot

Covers webcam on computer even when it it off

Covers webcam on computer even when it it off  Paranoid Parrot

Afraid I might be using “Affect/Effect” incorrectly. Don't post an otherwise helpful comment out of fear of ridicule.

Afraid I might be using “Affect/Effect” incorrectly. Don't post an otherwise helpful comment out of fear of ridicule.  Paranoid Parrot

watching a video with bad left-right audio balance Pauses the video and listens to something else to make sure headphones aren't broken.

watching a video with bad left-right audio balance Pauses the video and listens to something else to make sure headphones aren't broken.  Paranoid Parrot
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