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Paranoid Parrot

gets offered a high five what did you do to your hand?

gets offered a high five what did you do to your hand? Paranoid Parrot
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pass a girl walking by herself at night hope she doesn't freakout and mace me in the face

pass a girl walking by herself at night hope she doesn't freakout and mace me in the face Paranoid Parrot
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dropped soap in private bathroom checks behind him before picking it up

dropped soap in private bathroom checks behind him before picking it up Paranoid Parrot
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Locks door to room Checks several times during sexy-times

Locks door to room Checks several times during sexy-times Paranoid Parrot
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See automatic toilet flushing sensor spy camera

See automatic toilet flushing sensor spy camera Paranoid Parrot
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Keeps window rolled up while driving so a deer cant jump into the car

Keeps window rolled up while driving so a deer cant jump into the car Paranoid Parrot
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Someone sneezed or coughed nearby Stop breathing

Someone sneezed or coughed nearby Stop breathing Paranoid Parrot
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stranger follows you off bus. rape.

stranger follows you off bus. rape. Paranoid Parrot
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Only one in the house , hears the phone ring OH GAWD,serial killer's after me!!

Only one in the house , hears the phone ring OH GAWD,serial killer's after me!! Paranoid Parrot
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kill spider flush it down the toilet just in case

kill spider flush it down the toilet just in case Paranoid Parrot
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