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Paranoid Parrot

Single for 3 months Oh god, I'm going to die alone

Single for 3 months Oh god, I'm going to die alone Paranoid Parrot
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sees cop on opposite side of street Throws bag of weed out the window

sees cop on opposite side of street Throws bag of weed out the window Paranoid Parrot
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final exam in the morning set 6 alarms

final exam in the morning set 6 alarms Paranoid Parrot
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Has to bring laptop to a public place Oh god people are going to judge me by my background

Has to bring laptop to a public place Oh god people are going to judge me by my background Paranoid Parrot
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Girlfriend missed a phone call shes dead

Girlfriend missed a phone call shes dead Paranoid Parrot
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Orders a custom keto friendly meal at a restaurant Fears they will give me regular soda instead of diet out of spite

Orders a custom keto friendly meal at a restaurant Fears they will give me regular soda instead of diet out of spite Paranoid Parrot
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Fapping and phone rings They know

Fapping and phone rings They know Paranoid Parrot
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the dead NASA satellite is going to hit my house

the dead NASA satellite is going to hit my house Paranoid Parrot
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Throw up for the first time in years Fuck! Must be pregnant

Throw up for the first time in years Fuck! Must be pregnant Paranoid Parrot
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Says the N-word Looks around to see if someones around

Says the N-word Looks around to see if someones around Paranoid Parrot
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