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Paranoid Parrot

guy pees next to me at urinal Staring at my penis

guy pees next to me at urinal Staring at my penis Paranoid Parrot
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Doesn't Text Back within 5 minutes WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME

Doesn't Text Back within 5 minutes WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME Paranoid Parrot
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*Coughs* Cancer

*Coughs* Cancer Paranoid Parrot
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sleeps with mouth closed bugs can't crawl in

sleeps with mouth closed bugs can't crawl in Paranoid Parrot
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Bathroom in public place Purposely pees in water to show he doesn't have stage fright

Bathroom in public place Purposely pees in water to show he doesn't have stage fright Paranoid Parrot
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you guys See that pickle too right?

you guys See that pickle too right? Paranoid Parrot
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Someone follows me on the fast lane undercover cop

Someone follows me on the fast lane undercover cop Paranoid Parrot
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Parking? Better memorize the license plates of the cars surrounding me

Parking? Better memorize the license plates of the cars surrounding me Paranoid Parrot
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mosquito lands on computer screen then flies off out of sight the attack could come anywhere, anytime

mosquito lands on computer screen then flies off out of sight the attack could come anywhere, anytime Paranoid Parrot
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Hear ticking somewhere that you can't identify It's a bomb

Hear ticking somewhere that you can't identify It's a bomb Paranoid Parrot
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