Paranoid Parrot

Mum says a waiter helped her 'make a Reddit forum' Nice knowing y'all

Mum says a waiter helped her 'make a Reddit forum'  Nice knowing y'all  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to liquor store on 19th Birthday checks phone and id on the way in to make sure the date is right

Goes to liquor store on 19th Birthday checks phone and id on the way in to make sure the date is right  Paranoid Parrot

forget to do homework one day Going to fail college

forget to do homework one day Going to fail college  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally Like Someone's Facebook Status... Instantly unlike and wonder if they noticed.

Accidentally Like Someone's Facebook Status... Instantly unlike and wonder if they noticed.  Paranoid Parrot

Uses incognito window to fap clears browser history anyways

Uses incognito window to fap clears browser history anyways   Paranoid Parrot

Text saying "Did you remember to turn off the lights?" FUCK

Text saying

Boyfriend posts crazy girlfriend rage comic It's about me.

Boyfriend posts crazy girlfriend rage comic It's about me.  Paranoid Parrot

Put off work until Monday to enjoy weekend Spent all weekend worrying about work

Put off work until Monday to enjoy weekend Spent all weekend worrying about work  Paranoid Parrot

Gets window seat on Overnight flight There's something on the wing!!

Gets window seat on Overnight flight There's something on the wing!!  Paranoid Parrot

goes on incognito still deletes web history

goes on incognito still deletes web history   Paranoid Parrot
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