Paranoid Parrot

turning paper in check that you have it every 3 minutes

turning paper in check that you have it every 3 minutes  Paranoid Parrot

pick up prescription from pharmacy they think i'm mental

pick up prescription from pharmacy they think i'm mental  Paranoid Parrot

Bus makes weird noise I lived a good life

Bus makes weird noise I lived a good life  Paranoid Parrot

headphones on, music off people must be talking about me

headphones on, music off people must be talking about me  Paranoid Parrot

gain a couple pounds diabetes

gain a couple pounds diabetes  Paranoid Parrot

Hear beeping in a silent room BOMB!

Hear beeping in a silent room BOMB!  Paranoid Parrot

needs to conduct disciplinary write-up on co-worker bring pepper spray just in case

needs to conduct disciplinary write-up on co-worker bring pepper spray 
just in case  Paranoid Parrot

learns that speaking in code is a symptom of schizophrenia stops using slang

learns that speaking in code is a symptom of schizophrenia stops using slang  Paranoid Parrot

Fall down and butt hurts. I was raped..again

Fall down and butt hurts. I was raped..again  Paranoid Parrot

Fapping cover up webcam, just incase it turns on

Fapping cover up webcam, just incase it turns on  Paranoid Parrot
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