Paranoid Parrot

shuts and locks car door Pulls on handle to double check

shuts and locks car door Pulls on handle to double check  Paranoid Parrot

Checks symptoms on WebMD Suddenly diagnosed with the plague

Checks symptoms on WebMD Suddenly diagnosed with the plague  Paranoid Parrot

Sign in failed? Somebody stole my password

Sign in failed? Somebody stole my password   Paranoid Parrot

Wants to "like" andrew's meme about leah but she might judge me someday

Wants to

waiting to be picked up has camera out ready to take a picture of any possible muggers

waiting to be picked up has camera out ready to take a picture of any possible muggers  Paranoid Parrot

SCHOOLBAG LEFT SLIGHTLY OUTSIDE COLLEGE HALL? BOMB

SCHOOLBAG LEFT SLIGHTLY OUTSIDE COLLEGE HALL?  BOMB  Paranoid Parrot

don't know who started FLashpoint Memes It's Howard Tullman

don't know who started FLashpoint Memes It's Howard Tullman  Paranoid Parrot

Driving in car with door unlocked Locks it as to not accidently fall out and die

Driving in car with door unlocked Locks it as to not accidently fall out and die  Paranoid Parrot

Walk over sewer grate in parking lot Death grip on car keys

Walk over sewer grate in parking lot Death grip on car keys  Paranoid Parrot

hears police siren oh god, they're coming for me

hears police siren oh god, they're coming for me  Paranoid Parrot
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