Paranoid Parrot

Heres popcorn start to pop GUN SHOTS!!!

Heres popcorn start to pop GUN SHOTS!!!  Paranoid Parrot

Can't scratch an itch on the back of my upper thigh People will think i'm scratching my ass

Can't scratch an itch on the back of my upper thigh People will think i'm scratching my ass  Paranoid Parrot

Just Downvoted 3 things in a row Better upvote something so they don't think I'm a spammer.

Just Downvoted 3 things in a row Better upvote something so they don't think I'm a spammer.   Paranoid Parrot

Seeing guy who is redditor but won't give me his username he posts to r/spacedicks

Seeing guy who is redditor but won't give me his username he posts to r/spacedicks  Paranoid Parrot

no fap. could be sister.

no fap. could be sister.  Paranoid Parrot

Says they have to go They don't want to talk with me

Says they have to go They don't want to talk with me  Paranoid Parrot

Gets a pocket dial I better listen for a while to make sure the caller isn't in trouble and desperately making one call

Gets a pocket dial I better listen for a while to make sure the caller isn't in trouble and desperately making one call  Paranoid Parrot

walks by a pollice officer, never has broken the law tries to act casual

walks by a pollice officer, never has broken the law tries to act casual  Paranoid Parrot

'single ladies' by beyonce comes on the radio oh my god, she's going to want to get married

'single ladies' by beyonce comes on the radio oh my god, she's going to want to get married  Paranoid Parrot

Family leaves for evening turns on every light in the house

Family leaves for evening turns on every light in the house   Paranoid Parrot
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