Paranoid Parrot

People think i'm insane because i am frowning all the time

People think i'm insane because i am frowning all the time  Paranoid Parrot

Runaway metal grocery cart It will smash my car door for sure

Runaway metal grocery cart It will smash my car door for sure  Paranoid Parrot

Drive by cop He's going to pull me over for a murder I didn't commit

Drive by cop He's going to pull me over for a murder I didn't commit  Paranoid Parrot

Does not understand my face? Turn off the lights, put large objects around the room of your home, count to three, and run away to find a score from 0 cents ... or... find the button to turn on the lights ...

Does not understand my face? Turn off the lights, put large objects around the room of your home, count to three, and run away to find a score from 0 cents ... or... find the button to turn on the lights ...  Paranoid Parrot

smoke weed go out into public everyone knows im high

smoke weed go out into public everyone knows im high  Paranoid Parrot

reads inappropriate meme at work get nervous thinking you read it out loud

reads inappropriate meme at work get nervous thinking you read it out loud  Paranoid Parrot

Fear of being shadow banned Creates second account to check

Fear of being shadow banned Creates second account to check  Paranoid Parrot

Has sex with a girl wears a condom, pulls out, she is on the pill, and takes the morning after pill

Has sex with a girl wears a condom, pulls out, she is on the pill, and takes the morning after pill  Paranoid Parrot

wake up with the cats siting around my head licking their claws i only live because you allow it

wake up with the cats siting around my head licking their claws i only live because you allow it  Paranoid Parrot

reddit goes down for maintenance sopa passed early

reddit goes down for maintenance sopa passed early  Paranoid Parrot
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