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Paranoid Parrot

using search function on web page first searches for a visible word to make sure it works

using search function on web page first searches for a visible word to make sure it works Paranoid Parrot
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Takes dog out to go to pee at night. Brings a weapon in case of criminals hiding in shadows

Takes dog out to go to pee at night. Brings a weapon in case of criminals hiding in shadows Paranoid Parrot
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Having epic sex Glance at microphone over and over to make sure its off

Having epic sex Glance at microphone over and over to make sure its off Paranoid Parrot
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receive chain text message saying god will kill you don't forward; stay up all night hoping not to die

receive chain text message saying god will kill you don't forward; stay up all night hoping not to die Paranoid Parrot
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Microwave dings It's a bomb

Microwave dings It's a bomb Paranoid Parrot
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Thinks of terrible ways he could die today Assumes they won't happen because he thought of them

Thinks of terrible ways he could die today Assumes they won't happen because he thought of them Paranoid Parrot
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My teamwork is watching a funny youtube video keep checking to see if their laughs are not on me

My teamwork is watching a funny youtube video keep checking to see if their laughs are not on me Paranoid Parrot
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listening to music with earbuds keeps one out so intruders can't sneak up on me

listening to music with earbuds keeps one out so intruders can't sneak up on me Paranoid Parrot
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right headphone broke oh no my right ear has gone deaf

right headphone broke oh no my right ear has gone deaf Paranoid Parrot
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Going into Walgreens for five minutes in a nice neighborhood still make sure all car doors are locked

Going into Walgreens for five minutes in a nice neighborhood still make sure all car doors are locked Paranoid Parrot
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