Paranoid Parrot

Will Graham

Will Graham  Paranoid Parrot

Hear someone else enter the restroom poop like a ninja wait for them to leave

Hear someone else enter the restroom poop like a ninja
wait for them to leave  Paranoid Parrot

FAp dead ancestors watching

FAp dead ancestors watching  Paranoid Parrot

Finds classes the first day of school Double check 7 times to make sure your in the right place.

Finds classes the first day of school Double check 7 times to make sure your in the right place.   Paranoid Parrot

Already clicked in answer twice 5 seconds left: furiously click in answer a million more times

Already clicked in answer twice 5 seconds left: furiously click in answer a million more times  Paranoid Parrot

Car starts up outside of new apartment checks to make sure own car isn't being stolen

Car starts up outside of new apartment checks to make sure own car isn't being stolen  Paranoid Parrot

RES shows Redditor since 1 year Don't know if it really is my cake day or not.

RES shows
Redditor since 1 year Don't know if it really is my cake day or not.  Paranoid Parrot

Feels a sneeze coming on while reading "the stand" super flu

Feels a sneeze coming on while reading

no calls or emails yet today this is how they fire me

no calls or emails yet today this is how they fire me  Paranoid Parrot

Got out of the car for two minutes Still check for people in car before singing

Got out of the car for two minutes Still check for people in car before singing  Paranoid Parrot
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