Paranoid Parrot

"slight increase in the number of students reporting symptoms... consistent with norovirus" We're all doomed!

Worried you'll be late for date two Hours Early

Worried you'll be late for date two Hours Early  Paranoid Parrot

Going to tonight's Reddit meetup Paranoid about getting a rage comic made of him

Going to tonight's Reddit meetup Paranoid about getting a rage comic made of him  Paranoid Parrot

Typing finals term paper every 20min Saves 3 times, and emails to two different accounts

Typing finals term paper every 20min Saves 3 times, and emails to two different accounts  Paranoid Parrot

At 18 thirst Better drink my water

At 18 thirst Better drink my water  Paranoid Parrot

wakes up without morning wood erectile dysfunction

wakes up without morning wood erectile dysfunction  Paranoid Parrot

Karma stuck at 313 Has panic attack and makes new post hoping it will change

Karma stuck at 313 Has panic attack and makes new post hoping it will change  Paranoid Parrot

Looks at a girls pictures on Facebook Checks 20 times to make sure he didn't accidently like any

Looks at a girls pictures on Facebook Checks 20 times to make sure he didn't accidently like any  Paranoid Parrot

smokes weed becomes conspiracy keanu

smokes weed  becomes conspiracy keanu  Paranoid Parrot

April 1st Trust no one

April 1st Trust no one  Paranoid Parrot
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