Paranoid Parrot

Clicks a nsfw link clicks a bunch of normal links to fill recently viewed links box

Clicks a nsfw link clicks a bunch of normal links to fill recently viewed links box  Paranoid Parrot

locks car door on the highway

locks car door on the highway  Paranoid Parrot

99/100 rounds in my LMG? Cover me I'm reloading!

99/100 rounds in my LMG? Cover me I'm reloading!  Paranoid Parrot

First four answers are "D" Fuck.

First four answers are

Girlfriend is not replying to text She must be sleeping with the person she is with

Girlfriend is not replying to text She must be sleeping with the person she is with  Paranoid Parrot

Uses calculator to avoid miscalculations Checks the result 5 times

Uses calculator to avoid miscalculations Checks the result 5 times  Paranoid Parrot

come home after a few hours, house is quiet grab the bat

come home after a few hours, house is quiet grab the bat  Paranoid Parrot

I didn't vote Tia for president I'm going to regret that the rest of my life!

I didn't vote Tia for president I'm going to regret that the rest of my life!  Paranoid Parrot

Walking at night, hear noise behind you oh god they've come for me

Walking at night, hear noise behind you oh god they've come for me  Paranoid Parrot

stealthy Ninjas always behind, above and/or right next to me

stealthy Ninjas always behind, above and/or right next to me  Paranoid Parrot
Like us for More!