Paranoid Parrot

home on facebook on prom night I'LL NEVER GET A DATE

home on facebook on prom night I'LL NEVER GET A DATE  Paranoid Parrot

Think mom caught you fapping She's going to tell the whole school

Think mom caught you fapping She's going to tell the whole school  Paranoid Parrot

Fire brigade go past with sirens on My house is on fire!

Fire brigade go past with sirens on My house is on fire!  Paranoid Parrot

Don't use smilies OMFG HE IS BEING SERIOUS

Don't use smilies OMFG HE IS BEING SERIOUS  Paranoid Parrot

About to sit down on toilet Must check bowl for spiders/snakes/rats/Cthulhu

About to sit down on toilet Must check bowl for spiders/snakes/rats/Cthulhu   Paranoid Parrot

I delete some of my old posts So I don't leave a trail on Reddit

I delete some of my old posts So I don't leave a trail on Reddit  Paranoid Parrot

Eat two multi-vitamins instead of one I'm going to die

Eat two multi-vitamins instead of one I'm going to die  Paranoid Parrot

Hears someone walking near bathroon door Gets ready to pull up pants

Hears someone walking near bathroon door Gets ready to pull up pants  Paranoid Parrot

i must keep my bedroom window open tonight axe murderer!

i must keep my bedroom window open tonight axe murderer!  Paranoid Parrot

Taxi is a van instead of the usual one He wants to kidnap us!

Taxi is a van instead of the usual one He wants to kidnap us!  Paranoid Parrot
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