Paranoid Parrot

Call parents. No one picks up on first try. Think of all the possible bad things that could have happened to them

Call parents. No one picks up on first try.  Think of all the possible bad things that could have happened to them  Paranoid Parrot

go to school they know im high

go to school they know im high  Paranoid Parrot

sees homeless guy hides phone and money

sees homeless guy hides phone and money  Paranoid Parrot

Browse more than 10 albums in a record store The cashier thinks I'm a thief

Browse more than 10 albums in a record store The cashier thinks I'm a thief  Paranoid Parrot

Everybody caught a walleye I'll end up with one carp

Everybody caught a walleye I'll end up with one carp  Paranoid Parrot

Mouse in the kitchen the black plague returns

Mouse in the kitchen the black plague returns  Paranoid Parrot

look in rear-view mirror and make eye contact with bus driver bus driver thinks you're up to something

look in rear-view mirror and make eye contact with bus driver bus driver thinks you're up to something  Paranoid Parrot

saw ambulance in grandma's neighborhood Grandma is dead

saw ambulance in grandma's neighborhood Grandma is dead  Paranoid Parrot

Has a good meme idea Checks other memes to make sure that it's not a repost

Has a good meme idea Checks other memes to make sure that it's not a repost  Paranoid Parrot

Listens to ipod while on dark street takes out one earbud to hear surprise attack

Listens to ipod while on dark street takes out one earbud to hear surprise attack  Paranoid Parrot
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