Paranoid Parrot

Partner looks at me funny I'm getting FIRED

Partner looks at me funny I'm getting FIRED  Paranoid Parrot

asked to Sign a petition for medical marijuana can't do it, the dea will raid my apartment with shotguns and tear gas

asked to Sign a petition for medical marijuana can't do it, the dea will raid my apartment with shotguns and tear gas  Paranoid Parrot

Man looks at you He knows!!!

Man looks at you He knows!!!  Paranoid Parrot

wears headphones in quiet public place turn volume right down

wears headphones in quiet public place turn volume right down  Paranoid Parrot

Sends two people two different links. checks each url 37 times to make sure it matches the right person.

Sends two people two different links. checks each url 37 times to make sure it matches the right person.  Paranoid Parrot

dishes shift in the sink "there's a murderer in the kitchen"

dishes shift in 
the sink

take dogs out to pee before bed bring wallet so they can identify the body

take dogs out to pee before bed bring wallet so they can identify the body  Paranoid Parrot

April 1st. Fuck.

April 1st. Fuck.  Paranoid Parrot

Parents left you home alone for a week Still wears clothes around the house incase of hidden camera

Parents left you home alone for a week Still wears clothes around the house incase of hidden camera  Paranoid Parrot

The Ramses episode of courage the cowardly dog being broadcasted never watches TV again Caption 3 goes here

The Ramses episode of courage the cowardly dog being broadcasted never watches TV again Caption 3 goes here  Paranoid Parrot
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