Paranoid Parrot

Lives on the other side of the country locks doors with no intention of going outside today

Lives on the other side of the country locks doors with no intention of going outside today  Paranoid Parrot

Username or Password incorrect re-check URL in case of a scam

Username or Password incorrect re-check URL in case of a scam  Paranoid Parrot

Is that my heart beating? It shouldn't be beating that fast, should it? Oh my god, I bet I'm having a heart attack! Oh shit, now it's beating even faster!

Is that my heart beating? It shouldn't be beating that fast, should it? Oh my god, I bet I'm having a heart attack! Oh shit, now it's beating even faster!  Paranoid Parrot

submitted an important document let's keep checking it to make sure it was sent properly

submitted an important document let's keep checking it to make sure it was sent properly  Paranoid Parrot

not April 1st still Googles pope resignation 3 times

not April 1st still Googles pope resignation 3 times   Paranoid Parrot

See's picture on reedit of a package falling off a ups truck i'm waiting for a package. no doubt that was mine.

See's picture on reedit of a package falling off a ups truck i'm waiting for a package. no doubt that was mine.  Paranoid Parrot

Walks into a gas station Must try hard as possible to not look like i'm going to rob the place

Walks into a gas station Must try hard as possible to not look like i'm going to rob the place  Paranoid Parrot

Friends are texting each other THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME

Friends are texting each other THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME  Paranoid Parrot

a man in a tuxedo walks by you on the street hitman

a man in a tuxedo walks by you on the street hitman  Paranoid Parrot

Hears people laughing, They must be talking about me...

Hears people laughing, They must be talking about me...  Paranoid Parrot
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