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Paranoid Parrot

Lightning storm Pulls shades over window for extra protection

Lightning storm Pulls shades over window for extra protection Paranoid Parrot
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Sees "Turn off your phone" ad at the movies Checks phone repeatedly to make sure it's really off

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Wants to eat cliff bar for breakfast grabs propane torch just in case

Wants to eat cliff bar for breakfast grabs propane torch just in case Paranoid Parrot
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I’ve taken to hiding your FB posts… See you in November when it's safe to be friends again.

I’ve taken to hiding your FB posts… See you in November when it's safe to be friends again. Paranoid Parrot
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Woke up 20 minutes before my alarm went off Better wake up every 2 minutes and check the time to make sure I don't oversleep

Woke up 20 minutes before my alarm went off Better wake up every 2 minutes and check the time to make sure I don't oversleep Paranoid Parrot
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Friend comes back from smoking "here is your change of clothing. Boxers included."

Friend comes back from smoking
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Someone glances at my computer screen They know my secrets

Someone glances at my computer screen They know my secrets Paranoid Parrot
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knicked finger amputate

knicked finger amputate Paranoid Parrot
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blood on arm. clean arm. no cut AIDS

blood on arm. clean arm. no cut AIDS Paranoid Parrot
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I'm sorry I thought your dick was a worm. I'm a bird!

I'm sorry I thought your dick was a worm. I'm a bird! Paranoid Parrot
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