Paranoid Parrot

step on a crack call mom in a panic

step on a crack call mom in a panic  Paranoid Parrot

Hears police siren from outside god, they know i'm using torrents

Hears police siren from outside god, they know i'm using torrents  Paranoid Parrot

Spider in the bathroom this house is infested with bugs

Spider in the bathroom this house is infested with bugs  Paranoid Parrot

Leaves phone in car car broken into

Leaves phone in car car broken into  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally play first 3 seconds of video in lecture at full volume entire class knows its me, time to kill myself

Accidentally play first 3 seconds of video in lecture at full volume entire class knows its me, time to kill myself  Paranoid Parrot

Receive text at 3 am serial killer

Receive text at 3 am serial killer  Paranoid Parrot

if you park your car like this you're an idiot assume its my car they're talking about

if you park your car like this you're an idiot assume its my car they're talking about  Paranoid Parrot

Talk to friend in the army on phone it's tapped. don't mention how much weed you smoke.

Talk to friend in the army on phone it's tapped. don't mention how much weed you smoke.  Paranoid Parrot

Listening to music with headphones on crowded train turns it down so no one knows I'm listening to Ke$ha

Listening to music with headphones on crowded train turns it down so no one knows I'm listening to Ke$ha  Paranoid Parrot

rest my head on hand notice cellphone is in hand immediately move away so i don't get brain tumor

rest my head on hand notice cellphone is in hand immediately move away so i don't get brain tumor  Paranoid Parrot
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