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Paranoid Parrot

Has prostate exam masturbates beforehand to prevent ejaculation

Has prostate exam masturbates beforehand to prevent ejaculation Paranoid Parrot
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Dwarves have been 'fine' lately The whole fortress is doomed

Dwarves have been 'fine' lately The whole fortress is doomed Paranoid Parrot
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hasn't been on front page in a while oh god i'm probably dead

hasn't been on front page in a while oh god i'm probably dead Paranoid Parrot
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Smells anything funny while driving Please don't let that be my car

Smells anything funny while driving Please don't let that be my car Paranoid Parrot
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alone in house still locks bathroom door

alone in house still locks bathroom door Paranoid Parrot
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About to go on 4chan ctrl + shift + N

About to go on 4chan ctrl + shift + N Paranoid Parrot
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Throw out old credit card Cut into 20 pieces and thrown into separate garbage cans

Throw out old credit card Cut into 20 pieces and thrown into separate garbage cans Paranoid Parrot
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take ap psych i'm dying of everything

take ap psych i'm dying of everything Paranoid Parrot
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Silences phone for school Also puts it on airplane mode, turns it off, then removes the battery

Silences phone for school Also puts it on airplane mode, turns it off, then removes the battery Paranoid Parrot
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Have to log in once in 2012 to reserve name keep logging in daily just in case

Have to log in once in 2012 to reserve name keep logging in daily just in case Paranoid Parrot
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