Paranoid Parrot

Brings food up to the cashier to pay: $6.66 convinced the cafeteria staff thinks he's the devil

Brings food up to the cashier to pay: $6.66 convinced the cafeteria staff thinks he's the devil  Paranoid Parrot

Removes USB . . . Safely.

Removes USB . . . Safely.  Paranoid Parrot

Browsing r/funny in public sits with back to wall in case someone forgot to label a post nsfw

Browsing r/funny in public sits with back to wall in case someone forgot to label a post nsfw  Paranoid Parrot

CAN'T FAP THE NSA IS WATCHING

CAN'T FAP THE NSA IS WATCHING  Paranoid Parrot

Who touched my motherf***Ing!..... my bad, found it

Who touched my motherf***Ing!..... my bad, found it  Paranoid Parrot

finally go to bed it's the only safe place in the world

finally go to bed it's the only safe place in the world  Paranoid Parrot

Don't cross the street You'll get arrested

Don't cross the street You'll get arrested   Paranoid Parrot

Finds a dead rat RUN! IT'S CHUCK TESTA!

Finds a dead rat RUN!  IT'S CHUCK TESTA!  Paranoid Parrot

cop tails my car they think im a felon

cop tails my car they think im a felon  Paranoid Parrot

Get paper cut Your gonna die of infection

Get paper cut  Your gonna die of infection  Paranoid Parrot
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