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Paranoid Parrot

Gas pump stops at 6.66 gallons i'm going to die

Gas pump stops at 6.66 gallons i'm going to die Paranoid Parrot
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shitting in the school bathroom, someone walks in press hand against stall door just in case

shitting in the school bathroom, someone walks in press hand against stall door just in case Paranoid Parrot
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Checks back pocket for wallet every 5 minutes

Checks back pocket for wallet every 5 minutes Paranoid Parrot
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People stare at me when I have headphones in They must have heard me fart!

People stare at me when I have headphones in They must have heard me fart! Paranoid Parrot
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if i dont take long enough they'll know i'm fapping

if i dont take long enough they'll know i'm fapping Paranoid Parrot
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Body hair and nails keep growing after death body hair and nails are zombies

Body hair and nails keep growing after death body hair and nails are zombies Paranoid Parrot
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song on car stereo features police sirens slam on the brakes

song on car stereo features police sirens slam on the brakes Paranoid Parrot
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I'm always so paranoid...

I'm always so paranoid... Paranoid Parrot
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buy something save box. forever.

buy something save box. forever. Paranoid Parrot
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Singing loudly along with the radio in my car Check phone to make sure I'm not pocket dialing someone

Singing loudly along with the radio in my car Check phone to make sure I'm not pocket dialing someone Paranoid Parrot
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