Paranoid Parrot

Have giftcard for restaurant bring cash just in case

Have giftcard for restaurant bring cash just in case   Paranoid Parrot

door to bathroom opens check lock 6 times

door to bathroom opens check lock 6 times  Paranoid Parrot

accidentally looked glanced at a mircowave Can feel the tumor growing in my brain!

accidentally looked glanced at a mircowave Can feel the tumor growing in my brain!  Paranoid Parrot

double-check that email criticizing coworker isn't sent to said coworker she magically received it anyway

double-check that email criticizing coworker isn't sent to said coworker she magically received it anyway  Paranoid Parrot

site didn't say 'https' I've been hacked!

site didn't say 'https' I've been hacked!  Paranoid Parrot

something falls in room at night game over man, game over! must be a ghost...

something falls in room at night game over man, game over! must be a ghost...  Paranoid Parrot

Neighbor unexpectedly comes over too borrow a saw they know

Neighbor unexpectedly comes over too borrow a saw they know  Paranoid Parrot

leaves house walks 20 feet then goes back to make sure it's locked

leaves house walks 20 feet then goes back to make sure it's locked  Paranoid Parrot

Someone at the door murderer

Someone at the door murderer  Paranoid Parrot

Jacks off to girl on cam looks around every 5 seconds to make sure no ones there

Jacks off to girl on cam looks around every 5 seconds to make sure no ones there  Paranoid Parrot
Like us for More!