Paranoid Parrot

Wakes up spitting blood MONONUCLEOSIS

Wakes up 
spitting blood MONONUCLEOSIS  Paranoid Parrot

turn the faucet on to take a shit at boyfriend's he still heard

turn the faucet on to take a shit at boyfriend's he still heard  Paranoid Parrot

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play video games loudly when home alone Completely turn off sound when someone comes home

play video games loudly when home alone Completely turn off sound when someone comes home  Paranoid Parrot

Sit down to take a shit Better check behind the shower curtains for murderers.

Sit down to take a shit Better check behind the shower curtains for murderers.  Paranoid Parrot

Computer lags for a few seconds I HAVE A VIRUS

Computer lags for a few seconds I HAVE A VIRUS  Paranoid Parrot

On multiple choice test, answer "c" three times in a row OH GOD

On multiple choice test, answer

see cop while driving go 10 under the speed limit

see cop while driving go 10 under the speed limit  Paranoid Parrot

SMELL BURNT TOAST OH GOD I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK

SMELL BURNT TOAST OH GOD I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK   Paranoid Parrot

see spider on the floor house is made of spiders

see spider on the floor house is made of spiders  Paranoid Parrot
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