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Paranoid Parrot

Someone staring in my direction must be at me

Someone staring in my direction must be at me Paranoid Parrot
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Has two alarm clocks Just in case if the battery dies from the other one

Has two alarm clocks Just in case if the battery dies from the other one Paranoid Parrot
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Hole in the ceiling above the urinal They're watching me pee

Hole in the ceiling above the urinal They're watching me pee Paranoid Parrot
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feet not covered feet not safe

feet not covered feet not safe Paranoid Parrot
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Feels dizzy staggers rest of the day

Feels dizzy staggers rest of the day Paranoid Parrot
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lives alone Deletes browsing history

lives alone Deletes browsing history Paranoid Parrot
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you always look first at my boobs

you always look first at my boobs Paranoid Parrot
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Opens fridge door and notices a fly IT'S LAID EGGS IN EVERYTHING

Opens fridge door and notices a fly IT'S LAID EGGS IN EVERYTHING Paranoid Parrot
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doesn't get reply after text "sorry my phone was acting weird sending again..."

doesn't get reply after text
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finishes typing long english paper saves ten times just to make sure

finishes typing long english paper saves ten times just to make sure Paranoid Parrot
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