Paranoid Parrot

Lives alone always locks bathroom door

Lives alone always locks bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

100% sure set alarm checks anyway

100% sure set alarm checks anyway  Paranoid Parrot

Nauseous? sore tits? must be pregnant

Nauseous? sore tits? must be pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

always close laptop at night someone may be watching you sleep

always close laptop at night someone may be watching you sleep  Paranoid Parrot

ass feels damp go to the bathroom and wipe again

ass feels damp go to the bathroom and wipe again  Paranoid Parrot

People in buisness suits at the door Either mormons or assassins!

People in buisness suits at the door Either mormons or assassins!  Paranoid Parrot

Go to take shower Lock all doors and windows

Go to take shower Lock all doors and windows  Paranoid Parrot

mailman skips your house he hates me

mailman skips your house he hates me  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend imitates co-worker using surprisingly deep voice she-male

girlfriend imitates co-worker using surprisingly deep voice she-male  Paranoid Parrot

someone Knocks at the door serial killer

someone Knocks at the door serial killer  Paranoid Parrot
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