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Paranoid Parrot

weird sound when flushes toilet the house is going to flood

weird sound when flushes toilet the house is going to flood Paranoid Parrot
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home alone at night and have to take a dump turn on every light in the house and turn on the TV just for some ambient noise

home alone at night and have to take a dump turn on every light in the house and turn on the TV just for some ambient noise Paranoid Parrot
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Friend keeps talking about car bombs OMG they're a terrorist

Friend keeps talking about car bombs OMG they're a terrorist Paranoid Parrot
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Poops while alone at home Still locks door just in case a murderer walks in

Poops while alone at home Still locks door just in case a murderer walks in Paranoid Parrot
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approaching car begins to slow down drive-by

approaching car begins to slow down drive-by Paranoid Parrot
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on bike at stop light repeatedly pushes button to make sure it knows you're there

on bike at stop light repeatedly pushes button to make sure it knows you're there Paranoid Parrot
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Buys a used book. Gets a paper cut. AIDS

Buys a used book. Gets a paper cut. AIDS Paranoid Parrot
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pee 3 times in one day diabetes

pee 3 times in one day diabetes Paranoid Parrot
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the pub is saying i have to leave watch me get killed by rabid cats on my way home

the pub is saying i have to leave watch me get killed by rabid cats on my way home Paranoid Parrot
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Gets commissioned by a mysterious stranger to compose a requiem i'm composing it for myself

Gets commissioned by a mysterious stranger to compose a requiem i'm composing it for myself Paranoid Parrot
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