Paranoid Parrot

can't find car at walmart it's been stolen!

can't find car at walmart it's been stolen!  Paranoid Parrot

turns down the sound when watching a gif in public just in case

turns down the sound when watching a gif in public just in case   Paranoid Parrot

Listening to music with headphones in THINKS EVERYONE CAN HEAR IT

Listening to music with headphones in THINKS EVERYONE CAN HEAR IT   Paranoid Parrot

HEARS LOW FLYING PLANE OVERHEAD WELP, I GUESS THIS IS THE END

HEARS LOW FLYING PLANE OVERHEAD WELP, I GUESS THIS IS THE END  Paranoid Parrot

I relate to Paranoid Parrot meme Truman show

I relate to Paranoid Parrot meme Truman show  Paranoid Parrot

Watches a loud horror movie "the neighbors are going to think im raping and murdering a girl"

Watches a loud horror movie

Hmm, I'm going on Wikipedia Better use incognito mode

Hmm, I'm going on Wikipedia  Better use incognito mode  Paranoid Parrot

Sees paranoid parrot meme he identifies with doesn't upvote so nobody finds out

Sees paranoid parrot meme he identifies with doesn't upvote so nobody finds out  Paranoid Parrot

Correctly spell a difficult word on first try Intentionally misspell a word to make sure autocorrect is working

Correctly spell a difficult word on first try Intentionally misspell a word to make sure autocorrect is working  Paranoid Parrot

Prospective Employer Wants to Do a background check oh shit

Prospective Employer Wants to Do a background check oh shit  Paranoid Parrot
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