Paranoid Parrot

Someone moved my computer Check behind it in case they planted a bug

Someone moved my computer Check behind it in case they planted a bug  Paranoid Parrot

Hears about car crash on the news Calls to make sure everyone is okay

Hears about car crash on the news Calls to make sure everyone is okay  Paranoid Parrot

white van parked outside fbi

white van parked outside fbi  Paranoid Parrot

A list of people who need to stop writing software? Oh god. They're on to me!

A list of people who need to stop writing software? Oh god. They're on to me!  Paranoid Parrot

drives past guy on bike checks mirrors to make sure you didn't run him over

drives past guy on bike checks mirrors to make sure you didn't run him over  Paranoid Parrot

scores high karma on one post never posts again

scores high karma on one post never posts again  Paranoid Parrot

Open new tab paste link just to be sure

Open new tab paste link just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Watches house MD I have lupus

Watches house MD I have lupus  Paranoid Parrot

I want to write a trip report scared everyone will see it

I want to write a trip report scared everyone will see it  Paranoid Parrot

Takes out trash at night runs back inside

Takes out trash at night runs back inside  Paranoid Parrot
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