Paranoid Parrot

Scratch head It's lice

Scratch head It's lice   Paranoid Parrot

LOCK FRONT DOOR CHECK IF ITS LOCKED TEN TIMES

LOCK FRONT DOOR CHECK IF ITS LOCKED TEN  TIMES  Paranoid Parrot

cracked knuckles as a kid arthritis soon

cracked knuckles as a kid arthritis soon  Paranoid Parrot

My favorite Yogurt is on sale! I wonder what's wrong with it...

My favorite Yogurt is on sale! I wonder what's wrong with it...  Paranoid Parrot

STOMACH HURTS CHECK WebMD TO MAKE SURE I DON'T HAVE CANCER

STOMACH HURTS CHECK WebMD TO MAKE SURE I DON'T HAVE CANCER  Paranoid Parrot

Spells word correctly Types asdafsasd just incase the spellcheck is broken

Spells word correctly Types asdafsasd just incase the spellcheck is broken  Paranoid Parrot

Wipes again, just incase

Wipes again, just incase  Paranoid Parrot

Elevator door opens quickly get out before it falls

Elevator door opens quickly get out before it falls  Paranoid Parrot

Going 5 over speed check mirror every 5 seconds for cops

Going 5 over speed check mirror every 5 seconds for cops  Paranoid Parrot

First butt wipe came out clean Better wipe again to be sure

First butt wipe came out clean Better wipe again to be sure  Paranoid Parrot
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