Paranoid Parrot

Password doesn't work once spend 5 minutes making sure you typed it correctly

Password doesn't work once spend 5 minutes making sure you typed it correctly  Paranoid Parrot

Sits down at the beginning of class doesn't move an inch until class is over

Sits down at the beginning of class doesn't move an inch until class is over  Paranoid Parrot

Wakes up 5 minutes before alarm is set to go off to make sure you hear the alarm going off and don't oversleep

Wakes up 5 minutes before alarm is set to go off to make sure you hear the alarm going off and don't oversleep  Paranoid Parrot

Accept friends challenge to a game of mercy MERCY

Accept friends challenge to a game of mercy MERCY  Paranoid Parrot

Hear a strange noise and see no one else react Think you are going insane

Hear a strange noise and see no one else react Think you are going insane  Paranoid Parrot

first wipe clean wipe again

first wipe
clean wipe again   Paranoid Parrot

Guys moves to urinal next to you and pretends to piss stares at your junk

Guys moves to urinal next to you and pretends to piss stares at your junk  Paranoid Parrot

Penis Touches toilet seat gap at a public restroom Oh god I have aids

Penis Touches toilet seat gap at a public restroom Oh god I have aids  Paranoid Parrot

Its too quiet in the house turns on all the tvs, music, and lights

Its too quiet in the house turns on all the tvs, music, and lights  Paranoid Parrot

Hits a small animal on the way to work "what if it was a baby?!"

Hits a small animal on the way to work
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