Paranoid Parrot

"I'm being followed" is driving on the highway

Has Sex For The First Time Uses Two Condoms

Has Sex For The First Time Uses Two Condoms  Paranoid Parrot

Has a ghost poop Wipes two more times to make sure

Has a ghost poop Wipes two more times to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

clicks on nsfw link in computer class opens it in a new window at the bottom of the screen

clicks on nsfw link in computer class opens it in a new window at the bottom of the screen  Paranoid Parrot

Driving 20 mph over speed limit Starts coming up with story to tell cop

Driving 20 mph over speed limit Starts coming up with story to tell cop  Paranoid Parrot

HEARS STRANGERS WHISPERING OH GOD WHAT ARE THEY SAYING ABOUT ME

HEARS STRANGERS WHISPERING OH GOD WHAT ARE THEY SAYING ABOUT ME  Paranoid Parrot

Walks through crowd of people PICKPOCKETS STOLE MY WALLET!

Walks through crowd of people PICKPOCKETS STOLE MY WALLET!   Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend woke me up for sex what does she want?!

girlfriend woke me up for sex what does she want?!  Paranoid Parrot

meet fellow ent at reddit meetup he's a narc, admit nothing

meet fellow ent at reddit meetup he's a narc, admit nothing  Paranoid Parrot

fap, notice shades are open they know

fap, notice shades are open they know  Paranoid Parrot
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